The Simpsons

S6E11: Fear of Flying

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Look on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that... the Chinese use the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"? Yes. "Cris-a-tunity!" You're right! I have been wasting my life away in that dump for years. That's it! I'm going to find a new bar to drink in, and I'm gonna get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life!