S3E16: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Stewie, honey, time for bed.
You have a big day tomorrow, baby Jesus.
Trust me, woman, if I could walk on water,
I would stroll you out to the middle of a lake
and hold your head under till the bubbles stopped!
Ooh, Someone's being naughty, not nice.
You know, Santa's watching you.
What the devil do you mean, "watching"?