S9E3: Welcome Back Carter
It was such a close marriage.
You know, maybe the two of you splitting up is a blessing in disguise.
I mean, there are obviously some problems in your relationship.
Who knows, maybe some time apart could be just what you need.
Yeah, plus think of all the fun stuff you can do as a single guy.
Like going to loud, awful bars and not being able to hear the mediocre-looking chick next to you say something stupid.