Family Guy
S2E20: Wasted Talent
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Jeez, it's like doing it with a pillow!
Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night.
Oh.
Ah, Jeez! This hangover's killing me.
I haven't felt this crappy since I went to that museum.
Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Here. This'll make you feel better.