S3E4: One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
You see, the bowler hurls the ball towards the batter who tries to play away a fine leg.
He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases,
provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course.
Anybody get that?
The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "cigarette."
Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up.