The Simpsons
S3E13: Radio Bart
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not one member of our police force is slender enough to rescue the boy.
By God, men, you're a bunch of marshmallows.
Why don't you go, Chief?
Well, I'm too...
...important.
Timmy has told us his foot is trapped under a rock.
Any attempt to pull him up would snap him like a twig.