Rick and Morty
S1E7: Raising Gazorpazorp
Marty Jr.! Smoking?!
That is not okay!
What are you gonna do -- ground me?
I can't go outside anyway!
So what?! You could do things inside!
You could play guitar. You could masturbate.
I don't want to masturbate. I want to conquer the planet!
Oh, here we go again! You know, who do you think...
is gonna love you if you conquer the planet, Marty Jr.?!