The Simpsons
S8E4: Burns Baby Burns
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Well, he's the best friend I ever had. We faked the whole thing.
I should've known. You're the only one stupid enough to kidnap you.
Now, get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble.
Smithers, take off my belt. With pleasure, sir.
Hold on, Mr. Burns. Maybe we did fake a kidnapping.