S3E8: The Kiss Seen Round the World
Hey, Come on, Stewie.
Your mom and I have something for you.
Oh, Let me guess.
You've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn, and turn, until...
Ooh! big shock, a jack pops out.
And, You laugh, and the kids laugh, and the dog laughs,
and I die a little inside.