S11E11: The Giggity Wife
Yeah, but listen, Quagmire.
Quahog has some extremely draconian laws governing divorce that all heavily favor the woman.
What? What do you mean? Well, to be honest,
if you divorce her, she'll probably get everything you have.
What? No, that's impossible! I can't lose all my money and my house!
Then I'll have to move into some depressing divorced-guy apartment!