What the hell are you doing?
I'm laying down the red carpet.
The Emmys are on tonight.
Oh, God. Don't tell me you forgot about Meg's play tonight.
But, Lois, Meg sucks!
Everything she does is so freaking terrible and depressing.
Plus, I went to her first grade play that one time.
Oh, Robin Hood, the king is keeping me prisoner here in his castle.