The Simpsons

S15E21: Bart-Mangled Banner

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Just buy some ice cream and walk around the pier. But don't go in the bathrooms, they're filthy. Dad, I am going on a talk show, I have to say something. Talk about boats. Then, when he asks you if you hate this country, you just start crying and pretend you don't. But I don't hate this country. There, there. Save your lies for the American public.