The Simpsons
S15E21: Bart-Mangled Banner
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Just buy some ice cream and walk around the pier.
But don't go in the bathrooms, they're filthy.
Dad, I am going on a talk show, I have to say something.
Talk about boats. Then, when he asks you if you hate this country,
you just start crying and pretend you don't.
But I don't hate this country.
There, there. Save your lies for the American public.