The Simpsons
S2E16: Bart's Dog Gets an F
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He's a nice dog, but he chews up everything.
He doesn't obey, he's not even housebroken.
And we've spent all this money on an obedience school,
and I don't see any improvement.
All right, all right. If Santa's Little Helper studies real hard...
and passes his finals and becomes the perfect dog, can we keep him then ?
No !
Dad !