The Simpsons

S16E21: The Father, the Son & the Holy Guest Star

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Now, class, open your math books to the word problems of our Lord. "Billy and Joseph start their penance at the same time. "If each swear word brings 1,000 years in hell..." BART: "Saint Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. "For preaching Christianity to the Romans, "the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows."