The Simpsons
S1E5: Bart the General
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Well, you see, boy, it never hurts to grease the wheels a little.
I'm not greasing the wheels, Dad. I like my teacher.
Sure, Lis. You see how it works, Bart ?
A cupcake here, a good grade there.
Dad, I get good grades 'cause I'm smart and I pay attention and I study hard.