The Simpsons
S12E1: Treehouse of Horror XI
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Why don't you read Cathy? She's hilarious.
Eh, too much baggage.
Whoo, my horoscope!
"Taurus: Today you will die."
What?
"And you may get a compliment from an attractive coworker"!
Lenny? It really says "die"?
That sounds unusually specific for a horoscope.