The Simpsons

S3E12: I Married Marge

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"Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test"? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand? But, Marge, this one came with a free corncob pipe. Okay, let's see. "Ahoy, mateys. "If the water turns blue, a baby for you. "If purple ye see, no baby thar be."