Family Guy

S5E6: Prick Up Your Ears

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In local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High. That's right, Tom. It appears that students have taken to having ear sex in lieu of traditional intercourse. Over 200 reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan, "Once you go black, you go deaf." Sounds like there's a pattern developing, Tom.