Family Guy

S11E11: The Giggity Wife

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I had to pour half a box of Carpet Fresh on her crotch, just to stay asleep last night. Yeah, but listen, Quagmire. Quahog has some extremely draconian laws governing divorce that all heavily favor the woman. What? What do you mean? Well, to be honest, if you divorce her, she'll probably get everything you have. What? No, that's impossible! I can't lose all my money and my house!