S5E17: Bart Gets an Elephant
And I'm going to the park to jam with the Little White Girls Blues Quartet.
Wanna come with me, Daddio? I'd love to, honey,
but Daddy has to go to a beer-drinking contest today.
Think you'll win?
Son, when you participate in sporting events,
it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
Gotcha. Well, gotta go. Me too.