The car alarm. "What?" You're kidding.
Well, viewers, to top it off,
that's the Channel 5 news van you're hearing.
Phil, Phil, just open it... Unlock the doors.
You don't have to put the key in the ignition.
Well, open the driver's side first.
Okay, well, I guess it's broken, then,
and there's nothing we can do about it.
Okay, happy Thanksgiving, Quahog. Here's a car alarm.