The Simpsons
S15E12: Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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You don't have to tell me, I was number three.
Listen, you have any pointers for a newbie?
Well, there are six schools of begging.
Bad musician, messed up vet, cripple,
fake cripple, religious zealot, and crazy guy.
I think you would do well with crazy guy.
Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! Wake up, people!