S8E11: Dial Meg for Murder
(CHUCKLES) Oh, no. No, no, no. I never have to look too far for that.
(STUTTERING) What do you got?
Well, we're looking for someone to write a piece on the everyday activities of the average American teenage girl.
Oh, I love teenage girls. It's all ahead of them, you know?
They haven't turned into bitches yet.
(SIGHS) It's true. What happened to all of us?