The Simpsons
S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII
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The child was an outcast.
So we did the only humane thing.
We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal,
and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.
It saved our marriage.
You expect me to believe all this?
If any of it was true, wouldn't I have a big, hideous scar--