The Simpsons

S9E2: The Principal and the Pauper

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I was sold to China for slave labor. Since '77, I've been making sneakers at gunpoint... in a sweatshop in Huhan. That's not a funny story. Well, I guess you had to be there. Anyhow, the U.N. shut the factory down last week, and the embassy shipped me home, and here I am.