The Simpsons
S9E2: The Principal and the Pauper
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I was sold to China for slave labor.
Since '77, I've been making sneakers at gunpoint...
in a sweatshop in Huhan.
That's not a funny story.
Well, I guess you had to be there.
Anyhow, the U.N. shut the factory down last week,
and the embassy shipped me home, and here I am.