S8E18: Quagmire's Dad
Hey, it's got to be 5:00 somewhere, right? (LAUGHING) Okay, fine. I'll make you one, you tell the story.
He can be such a nudge.
So, anyhoo, I remember that day like it was yesterday.
I'd gotten a haircut earlier that day,
the first one I ever got over there that looked like anything.
So all of a sudden, we get these orders.
And, of course, it's the day of all days I have to put on a helmet.
I remember the sky was a majestic orange.