S6E11: The Former Life of Brian
Hi, Brian. I'm Count Crotchula, the bulging vampire.
I'll bite your neck, but also look how big I am down there.
That costume doesn't make any sense.
Don't stifle my creativity!
See that bulge down there, Brian? What is that? What is it?
Can't be my pointy teeth, 'cause those are all the way up here.