Rick and Morty
S1E1: Pilot
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Th-these seeds aren't gonna get through Customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Marty,
And they'll fall right out of mine.
I've done this too many times, Marty,
I mean, you're young.
You've got your whole life ahead of you,
and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.
You got to do it for Grandpa, Marty,
Y-you've got to put these seeds inside your butt.
In my butt?
Come on, Morty.
Please, Marty,