The Simpsons
S15E21: Bart-Mangled Banner
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To stay out of trouble just say nothing.
Don't rock the boat. Don't even get in the boat!
Just buy some ice cream and walk around the pier.
But don't go in the bathrooms, they're filthy.
Dad, I am going on a talk show, I have to say something.
Talk about boats. Then, when he asks you if you hate this country,
you just start crying and pretend you don't.