PETER: Ollie Williams, why do you look so much like Will Smith?
Hey, Will Smith, what was it like to punch that alien in the face?
Eddie Murphy, what was that whole thing with you and that transvestite hooker?
Bernie Mac, how come you died?
Oprah, why are you so fat, Don Cheadle?
You almost done in there, Peter?
Hang on, Lois.