The Simpsons
S3E19: Dog of Death
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He is dead.
I'll get a shovel.
Well, he's not dead, but he is awfully sick.
Oh, sure, the old man's off his rocker.
If Grandpa says he's dead, he must be alive.
He is alive.
He's wagging his tail.
Dogs wag their tails for hours after they die.