Family Guy
S4E21: I Take Thee Quagmire
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I wish it were, Joan. I wish it were a joke.
But these things happen, you know?
You go for a walk in the park one day,
and wheelchair ninjas, and Nazis, and pots-and-pans robots show up to kill you,
and dinosaurs show up to eat the remains. You've seen the news.
You're not fooling anyone.
All right, fellows. Plan B.
Plan B, Quagmire.
Hi, honey. I'm home.