Family Guy

S10E9: Grumpy Old Man

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First, you throw in the whole head of lettuce. Even the hard-to-eat white part at the bottom? That's what the people want! Now, what else? I got a can of whole black olives. Should I slice them up? What are you, crazy? No, you keep 'em whole. You're gonna want to know you've got an olive in your mouth. What about this tomato? Cut it into thirds. It should be big enough to pretend you've got red teeth. How about this carrot? Should I cut it up?