S7E7: Ocean's Three and a Half
ANNOUNCER: Two and a Half Men was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
Boy, this stinks.
It's Friday night and I don't have a date.
Well, then, let me get you a number from my little black book.
(CHORTLES) All right, that didn't work, so it's time for Plan B.
Guys, let's go down to The Clam and drink beer and watch sports.