Family Guy

S5E18: Meet the Quagmires

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I like having a family. I got all the crazy out of my system when I was 18. Not me. I was dating Lois the whole time. I never got to be wild. Except for that time I rode the mechanical bull at that bar. (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) Oh, my God, how embarrassing! Look how much fun I am!