Family Guy

S9E14: Tiegs for Two

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(MURMURING) Mort, how many times you been laid since your wife died? Do Muriel's clothes count? No! You wanna know how many times I've been laid since last night? 60! Why? 'Cause I'm not trying to be a girl's Prince Charming. I'm trying to be that big mistake they made at the bar last night. Look, what's the first thing you say to a woman when you meet her?