Family Guy
S6E12: Long John Peter
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You should get a pirate name.
And a peg leg. And a hook hand.
And you should have sex with that crossing guard,
even though she looked young and then I found out she was 12.
I mean, you should get an eye patch.
Eye patch would be cool.
You know, Brian, if you like my poop going into your mouth,