The Simpsons
S8E25: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
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The first one takes me back to 1934.
Admiral Byrd had just reached the Pole,
only hours ahead of the Three Stooges.
I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips.
The following morning, I resigned my commission in the Coast Guard.
The next thing I heard, there was civil war in Spain.