Brian, under your probation, you're required to submit to random drug tests.
I need some urine.
You mean right now?
Yes, right now.
Here's some magazines to get you going.
Uh, how's that gonna...
Oh, sorry. It's been awhile.
Look, I don't really feel comfortable doing this in front of you.
Fine. I'll wait outside. Here's a bottle of lotion.