S5E16: No Chris Left Behind
and we want you to become a member.
- Really? Wow, cool!
You get your own stock portfolio,
a percentage of the 9/11 Victims Fund,
and the best medical care on the planet.
You'll be kept as healthy as a horse.
So, how's that leg doing?
Great! Great! Never better!
Good. Why don't you try putting some weight on it?