Family Guy

S9E6: Brian Writes a Bestseller

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The number-one book on The New York Times bestseller list is Dream Your Way to Spiritual Joy by Pauly Shore. This is why nobody bought my damn book. You know, this is what they want. The Secret. Chicken Soup for the Soul. The Purpose Driven Life. I tell you, I could crap one of those things out in a night. I'm gonna tell Mom you said "crap." No, I mean it. I could do it in three hours and idiots everywhere would buy it.