The Simpsons

S9E6: Bart Star

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In this reporter's opinion, it's time for our lard-laden lads to shape up. Get out and try fun activities like military service, frenetic dancing or good old-fashioned peewee football. There you go, Bart. Peewee football will melt away those unsightly pounds and inches. Yeah, but I could get seriously hurt. Then it's settled.