Family Guy

S6E4: Stewie Kills Lois

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When she returns, I'm going to put bamboo splinters under all her fingernails. Then I'm gonna strip her down and tie her to the bed. Okay. Then I'm gonna make her crawl on her hands and knees while I drip hot candle wax all over her back. And then what are you gonna do? Let's see... Are you gonna shower her off after all that candle wax? No, I'm gonna keep her filthy. Yeah, she's been a bad girl.