Family Guy

S5E2: Mother Tucker

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I don't know, Lois. I haven't met a single interesting person. Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker, trying to get back on my feet after having my ass handed to me by my bitch of an ex-wife. I'm Thelma. I'll just be going. Can I get you some punch? Oh, no. You see, if you're one of 10 million Americans like me... Like me. Like me.