S1E1: Death has a Shadow
Yeah. A new family record.
Way to raise the bar, Dad.
Chris, you're 13. Don't talk like that.
Kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
Peter, What did you promise me last night?
I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
And what did you do?
Drank at the stag... Oh, Ho, Ho, Ho!
I almost walked right into that one. God!