The Simpsons

S15E6: Today, I Am a Klown

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Krusty, your dad's a rabbi. How could you not have had a Bar Mitzvah? Who knows? I've lived so hard, there's big gaps in my memory. I remember learning to ride a bike, then pretty much nothing till right now. Why don't we ask your dad? Yeah, right! My father will put this in a spiritual, philosophical context. I'll tell you why you didn't have a Bar Mitzvah.