Rick and Morty
S1E1: Pilot
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Or maybe you were out all night again with grandpa Rick.
What?!
Dad?
What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now?
You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
Damn it!
Jerry!
Beth!
Oh, my God. My parents are so loud.
I want to die.
Mm, there is no God, Summer.
You got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later.
Okay, with all due respect, Rick --
What am I talking about? What respect is due?