Hi there. Is this the Quahog Mustache Society?
Yes, it is. What's the secret password?
Mustache. All right. Come on in.
Good afternoon, mustache wearers.
Don't forget to help yourself to the buffet.
There's spaghetti and meatballs, powdered donuts and bubblegum.
Point of mustache.
The chair recognizes your mustache.