Family Guy
S1E2: I Never Met the Dead Man
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Because of an accident at the quahog Cable Company television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time.
Of course, no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say.
I'm the Lord Jesus Christ.
Think I'll go get drunk and beat up midgets. How about you, diane?
Tom, I just plain don't like black people.