The Simpsons
S16E21: The Father, the Son & the Holy Guest Star
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Then he gobbed in my face and turned back into a streetlight.
And that's how I came to the Church.
Well, I'm only here because I got blamed for a prank I didn't do!
Mmm-hmm.
Call me crazy, but I believe you.
You do? Of course I do.
You know, lots of church types started off as rotten wee buggers.